Ok, so I FINALLY saw Hugo, and now have the most uncomfortable Sacha Baron Cohen!boner.
Which is awful because I really don’t like him, as a person. Also, I have never in my life found him attractive. Until now.
But the uniform. And the little mustache. And the brace. And the GAMMY LEG FROM THE WAR.
My crippled!soldier-turned-wounded-soul fetish is problematic enough and I feel like a horrible person most of the time (no I don’t WAT AM I SAYING) but SOMEHOW WHEN IT`S HIM IT`S WORSE. I looked him up on Google. And still do not find him attractive. Which is good, because it means I’m not attractive to douchebags, but bad because it means I am attracted to crippled WW1 vets with little button-y uniforms.
Actually, this isn’t news at all. But it does mean I’m kinky and shallow.
